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...or Until Your Meeting Ends

Customer Reviews

Rated 5 out of 5

Gave one to each team member. Productivity didn’t improve, but morale did. :)

Rated 5 out of 5

Bought it for Christmas. Now my coworker thinks I’m hilarious. I am.

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We deliver top-tier watercooler gossip, strategic nonsense, and stories that’ll make you question your job description. Occasionally, we’ll drop limited edition merch—but mostly, we’re here to synergize your inbox with pure, unfiltered workplace chaos.

Join the Club No Meetings Required

We deliver top-tier watercooler gossip, strategic nonsense, and stories that’ll make you question your job description.
Occasionally, we’ll drop limited edition merch—but mostly, we’re here to synergize your inbox with pure, unfiltered workplace chaos.